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Carousel Previous Carousel Next. Jump to Page. Search inside document. Twain, Mark, —Quotations. Quotations, American. IL Series. PS '. He was born in Florida, Missouri in , and four years later moved to Hannibal, on the Mississippi River. After a stint as an unsuccessful prospector and miner, he began working as a journalist, and soon acquired a rep- utation as a humorous writer and lecturer specializing in tall tales and accounts of travel and adventure. Over the next forty-five years, Twain wrote novels in- cluding such classics as The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn , sto- ries, essays, and sketches that earned him international fame and popularity and established him as a major figure in American lit- erature.
He died in Twain traveled widely and saw much, and all that he saw was grist for his literary mill. He had an opinion about everything and a knack for expressing those opinions in such a pithy and mem- orable way that he became one of the most popular lecturers on both sides of the Atlantic.
Or needs to. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
More Maxims of Mark, Merle Johnson, ed. Notebook a The way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people, but if we tried to shut up the insane we should run out of building materials. The bold man strikes for double value and compromises on par.
Naked people have little or no influence in society. They are on us to expose us—to advertise what we wear them to conceal. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. This is the principle difference between a dog and a man. But this wrongs the jackass. They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce. The female one. Take any type of woman, and you will find in it something to respect, something to ad- mire, something to love.
Twins amount to a permanent riot. I concede it. And it is also the supreme tragedy of life. The deeper the love, the surer the tragedy. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest. More Maxims of Mark, Merle Johnnson, ed. History shows us that the Moral Sense en- ables us to perceive morality and how to avoid it, and that the Immoral Sense enables us to perceive immorality and how to enjoy it.
In this age of charity and kindliness, the time has gone by for such things. Leave dynamite to the low and unrefined. You'll be a long time finding it some- times. That is true joy. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent. This is the golden rule for ac- quiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. This will throw those in authority off guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
It is a good joke; an excellent joke. All the consciences I have ever heard of were nagging, badgering, fault-finding, ex- ecrable savages! Simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick. This is the law of custom, and custom supersedes all other forms of law. You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by. There is no humor in heaven.
Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. No people in the world ever did achieve free- dom by goody-goody talk and moral suasion: it being immutable law that all revolutions that will succeed must begin in blood.
And we are. We could still claim that title and wear its lofti- est honors if we had stopped with the first thing we ever invented—which was human liberty. I do not know what a palladium is, having never seen a palladium, but it is a good thing no doubt at any rate. The radical invents the views; when he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
Following the Equator Where every man has a vote, brutal laws are im- possible. What keeps a repub- lic on its legs is good citizenship. Take them all around, they're a mighty ornery lot. What a hell of a heaven it will be when they get all these hypocrites assembled there!
And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Its contents remain the same; but the medical practice changes. They caught and crucified him—early. These two are so distinct, so unrelated, that they are no more akin to each other than are archangels and politicians. What share? This is really true. I know it because I have tested it. Well, you try it once, and see how heavy time will hang on your hands. In religion other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire.
They have also be- lieved the world was flat. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was as- tonished at how much he had learned in seven years. The remains of it are still visible through the rifts of time. It is better to be a young June-bug than an old bird of paradise. Then they begin to harden, presently they petrify, then business begins. The first half of it consists of the capac- ity to enjoy without the chance. The last half con- sists of the chance without the capacity.
The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. Truth, Honesty, Lies, Illusion 31 We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it—and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid.
She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again—and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore. He brought death into the world.
Let us economize it.
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Wit and Wisdom: A Book of Quotations
Renowned as a novelist, journalist, and humorist, Mark Twain is not only one of the most widely read and admired American writers, he is also among the most quoted. Wit and repartee permeate his work — from the short, light pieces to his great novel Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and even later, in dark meditations on the human condition where his humor takes on a cynical, satirical twist. This remarkably inexpensive volume gathers together hundreds of Twain's most memorable quips and comments on life, love, history, culture, travel, and a diversity of other topics that occupied his thoughts over 50 years of writing and lecturing. An invaluable, ready reference for writers, speakers, and others in search of amusing and insightful quotes, this entertaining and thought-provoking compilation is also an ideal introduction to Twain's inimitable style and thought.
As a journalist, writer and speaker, he embodied some of the skills of the best writers and PR pros today. I wonder what he would have thought of PR and social media? His wit, humor and insight into people were brilliant and he could cut inflated egos down to size with a humorous aside in an instant.
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